my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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