So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It's rum buckets o'clock
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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