The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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