Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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