i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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