Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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