I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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