I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you made out with another girl for some wings
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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