Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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