I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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