so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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