Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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