my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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