found the other keg... it's in the tree
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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