Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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