Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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