IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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