8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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