I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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