We won't sleep together?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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