But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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