Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
