Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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