I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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