tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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