Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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