Don't you send me to vm
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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