Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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