This girl is more easily done than said...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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