Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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