I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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