Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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