It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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