I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
North Korea, Best Korea!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize