Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
