the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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