mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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