Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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