Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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