How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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