Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
