I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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