Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
birth control should be required to get into college
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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