I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's just like the Real World with babies
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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