I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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