If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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