your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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