My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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