im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
