oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Green mimosas i think yes
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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