they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think I won the penis lottery.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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