the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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