yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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