i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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