Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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