Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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