That's intense
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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