There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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