He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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