If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Couch. On fire.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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