They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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