I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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